Jonna i Slutet

can you recongnize that feeling? do you understand what your body is trying to tell you? it is there but you can't understand. you can't understand. not in a million year. never. i will never understand how it's feel. i come to close that is to far away. i could touch the shadow. i could see it but don't feel it. the ones around me have it. why can't i have it? 

How to survive an Alien attack without panicking.

Volume 1 - Disturbed under Jerry Springer.

Based on true experiences. 

Have you ever thought of what you suppose to do if an Alien ship landed on your backyard? And if the Aliens had laser guns and only one eye? I mean it's not impossible. I thought of it when I were sitting with the newspapers and red an article about Clara Winston. Clara says that she once had been abducted of Aliens when she was a little girl. This survival guide is based on her and other's experiences.

Picture this; your sitting in your living room. You have been home more than an hour. And the TV is on and your watch your favorite show. Jerry Springer. The TV starts to make funny noise and a mysterious ticking noise reach your ears. The dark sky turns into sparkly colors. What do you do? You run to the window and looking out. Wrong! You making the biggest mistakes of them all. When you pressed your face against the window they saw you. You may sit and shake your head now, but they saw you. And they never forget how their food looks like. 

   What you should do is to stand up slowly and walk in slow-motion into a room with a table. Crawl under the table, slowly, and put your head between your knees. And breath slowly. That is the most important rule. Slowly and no sudden moves.

   And if you have to show yourself for the Aliens do like this; run into the kitchen and grab a carrot. No grab several. And then you put on something that has the color Orange. Then you go and sit in the couch and look on the TV like you haven't noticed them. They are 100 percent sure, going to break a window to come in. But when they do it, don't look at them or make them know you have seen them before. It's not always that they going kidnap you or shoot you. But don't let that fool you, take always the safe before the unsafe.

   When they starting to move towards you take out a carrot and start eating on it. If they not, run away in pain you should run. Fast. Cause then they are, what we call, "murder-aliens". But they will probably be running faster than you and then be rough and mean. It's a choice. You'll never see one of them in a survival guide. I think. 

Now you probably on their ship. Maybe you see humans in water on the walls. Maybe you see a lot of knives and other equipment hanging from the five foot high ceiling. If you lucky, it's may be the studio where the record Jerry Springer. Let us hope it is the last mentioned. That would be the best for your safety. The ship is the dangerous part of contact with aliens. They are probably carrying you now. And they is going to walk, or fly ,behind you. The reason for that is because they is intolerant to human breath.  If the door that you walked in trough is still open turn quickly around and blow on them. Yes, you red right. Blow on them as much as you can, but save some strength for the escaping part. Which you can read about in "How to survive an Alien attack. Volume 2 - return home and try to not look mentally sick out while telling your loved ones."           

Kom hem från skolan, satte på tv och datorn och där har jag suttit hela eftermiddagen. Finally! I'm done. ooh. jag hoppas på VG :D
 
skulle ha åkt pulka me matte men engelskan och regnet kom ivägen... Dx fail på sverige.

hare bra :)

om jag säger bubbla, vad säger du då?

Jag säger min släkt. För det är som man sitter i en bubbla där inga ljud kommer in eller kommer ut när man sitter i samma rum som släkten. Buzz..Buzz.. Är det enda jag hör. För att jag inte orkar lyssna. Man lyssnar till ibland om jag hör mitt namn eller hör min kära mamma, som förövrigt fyller år idag. grattis., tystna. Hon kan prata i evigheter om saker som alla har hört flera gånger. 

Där ifrån har jag fått min pratgladhet ifrån.
Fail. på. Mig. 

hela glada släkten är här och firar min kära mamma. Ost och kex. Nu ska jag gå och vara social med mina kära släktingar.

hejdå. Happy Stranglers.